March 2012
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This happened yesterday while I was in WalMart.
Male cashier with multiple tattoos (two of them are colored in with rainbow): How are you this evening?
Me: Pretty good. Starving, obviously. How are you?
Cashier: Not bad. I can't wait to get off my shift and get home to my boyfriend.
Woman behind me: Wait, you're gay?
Cashier: Yeah. . . ?
Woman: That's a shame.
Me: Why?
Woman: He seemed like such a wonderful man, it's a shame he's gay.
Cashier: Why is it a shame?
Woman: It's wrong! It's immoral, it's dis-
Me: Excuse me, but what's it to you if he's gay?
Woman: It's offensive!
Me: But how does it affect you?
Woman: What?
Me: Where exactly does it start to make sense that it affects you? A relationship is between 2 people, not 3.
Woman: *sputters a bit, then leaves without her food*
Cashier: . . . Wow, thank you.
Me: Ignorant people are the reason I claim to be allergic to the human race.
February 2012
Tattoos with meaning > Tattoos to look cool
too bad im already cool
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trance-former:
@trancemeow has a small penis.
trancemeow:
when nocturnal 2011 was over, we left the trance stage. Half way passing the lake, i lost my insomniac bottle :( first one i ever bought at an event and i lost it at end of the night :(( I had two attach i think when i unclip tanya’s bottle. My bottle probably was hanging on for a little bit than un-attach off my belt.
at nocturnal 2011 i came in a caravan with a bunch of other...
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mstranceypants replied to your post: i really dislike everyone from highschool. and i…
once you go to college those people do not even matter hahaha.
haha i loved college, but i just hate it when people add me and talk to me about it. cuz i already know how they are. theyre the people that follow everyone else
i really dislike everyone from highschool. and i hate them more that they add me to either talk about religion or raving or drugs. mothafucka i dont care about religion, and mothafucka you guys always talked shit on me for raving and doing drugs. saying that edm sucked and shit, now you want to talk about events and mainstream djs, shut up bitch you went to edc lv. you fools can suck on my balls
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my internet
cuz there are so many loud kids on my street
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Watchloovelytee:
i feel like an asshole cause i laughed -.- lol
hahaahah fuhhhhhh
i think the coolest thing i made into a pipe was an empty chapstick container and a metal nut and foil. shit was dopeeee
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trancemeow replied to your post: hey boys and girls go to the google home page and type “lol limewire” and hit “im feeling lucky” just do it.
what?
stfu, just do it
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b0nitaapplebum replied to your post: hey boys and girls go to the google home page and type “lol limewire” and hit “im feeling lucky” just do it.
its probably porn -_-
hahaah its not porn this time. i was helping you out by sending you to a porn site last time
hey boys and girls go to the google home page and...
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so again more christians are trying to get me to believe that god exists, and i said theres no evidence that he exists, and he says the bible is evidence, that its gods word.
i dont understand, a book that has been translated and changed many times is evidence of gods words.
and he keeps reading me verses from the bible. thats like me reading him a flyer from a strip club in la if he asked me...
Watchhuongeezay:
nario:
HOW TO SNEEZE CUTELY
OMG LOOOLOL , so addorable!
thats how my ex sneezed, i would look at her like -.- why you trying to impress me?
trance-former:
All you people who think that “gloving is an artform”
LOL
are you an idiot?
Fsure, if you’re so sure that what you’re doing is such an art, go to someone who has a major in art and wave your stupid lights in front of them.
What you’re doing isn’t art.
Stop saying it is.
I don’t see a major in lightshows at any art institute. Gloving is a joke compared to what legitimate...
trancemeow:
Socal & the gloving high school drama. lol. grow the fuck up.
haha whats going on?
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